- Mum: Why are you crying?

- Me: Oh, a TV show.

- Me: Oh, a book.

- Me: Oh, a movie.

- Me: Oh, a fanfiction.

- Me: Oh, a fandom.

- Me: Oh, a tumblr post.

- Me: Oh, a song.

- Mum: Do you ever cry about real things?

- Me: WHAT MUM THESE ARE REAL.